
Our visas were running out fast, so after Jakarta we had to skip straight to Medan on the north coast of Sumatra in order to hop across to peninsular Malaysia. Medan is nothing spectacular, but the 56-hour bus trip we had to endure to get there was an experience in itself. Even by Southeast Asian standards our driver seemed a touch unhinged, a general impression he conveyed increasingly over the 18 hour shift he drove, seemingly without sleeping (unless he had a power-nap at the wheel with a brick on the accelerator). Tailgating and overtaking on blind corners are the hallmark of the Asian road user, but our driver really knew how to cut it fine. His favourite pastime was to overtake other vehicles as gradually as possible by driving ever so slightly faster than them, while playing chicken with the frequent oncoming articulated lorries. The sight of a truck-driver's cab looming ever larger until it practically filled the coach's front window, only for one or both vehicles to swerve violently with ten metres or less to go before head-on collision, drew soft cries of "ooh" and "aah" from the Indonesian passengers, the kind of noises you normally feel compelled to make at a low-budget firework display. There was one woman sat at the front who seemed genuinely distressed, although this only served to egg the driver on.